Conservative Review
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Port Chester’s Most Influential Newspaper Published By Brian Harrod
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Inside This Issue:
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The Harvard Educated Fool
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Crack Cocaine Accounting Methods
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The Law Offices Of
Kean And Bean Brain
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And How Port Chester Republicans Rejected Rye Town Supervisor Wanna Be
Joe Carvin
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They Take And They Take And They Take
The True Blue Conservative has repeatedly reported that Bernard Abel, the founder of the Westmore Snooze, repeatedly did not pay hundreds of school and property tax bills.
We have also reported that Richard Abel, the publisher of the Westmore Snooze, as a young man went door to door in his father’s buildings collecting rents in father’s poorly maintained multi-family eyesores.
This paper has also reported that Berne Abel’s failure to pay taxes allowed Richard to go to college in style and return home to a guaranteed job at the Westmore Snooze and to buy a house on Quintard Drive.
At times there were three or four newspapers competing in Port Chester, unfortunately the other papers left or folded because they could not compete against a paper that was funded by failing to pay taxes. The other papers were at a completive disadvantage, because the founders and investors paid all of their taxes in full.
It is clear that the Abel’s have taken and taken and taken from Port Chester.
Have you ever heard of the Abels’ giving a something back to Port Chester?
Have they ever made up for their misdeeds by donating books to the Schools, giving computers to the library, or helping the poor or seniors of Port Chester?
In fact, the Abels’ have a long history of throwing poor Italian families on the street with out giving them the due process of the courts. Plus there are rumors about the Abels’ illegally turning of the heat on African American families in the middle of winter in order to force them out of their apartments.
Because Berne Abel has no remorse for his past sins, and because the Westmore Snooze has repeatedly allowed Bernie Abel to avoid punishment. Bernie has once again been caught failing to pay on his Rye Town Property Taxes for multiple years. We say shame, shame shame on the Abels.
The Harvard Educated Fool To The Rescue
Richie the "Republican Spin Meister" and his new puppet is Joe “I Went To Harvard” Carvin have pushed officials in the Blind Brook School District to demand that the Town Of Rye change the way it distributes school taxes, so that the Blind Brook will once again have to start paying a school tax collection fee at the expense of taxpayers. We can’t afford the Abels’ new puppet Joe “I Went To Harvard” Carvin.
You don't have to be a Hopelessly Biased Newspaper Publisher, like Richie Abel or a Harvard Educated Fool, like Carvin not to realize that this is going to increase school taxes in Blind Brook, Rye Neck and Port Chester Schools. We can’t afford the Abels’ new puppet Joe “I Went To Harvard” Carvin.
Bernie Abel And Joe Carvin’s Foolish Plan will Increase Blind Brook School Taxes.
You would think that a School Superintendent like Ronald Valenti would stay out of politics. Why is Valenti making this politically motivated move during town elections?
Why is Valenti pushing for a new distribution method would that will increase Blind Brook School taxes? The single-family homeowners can’t afford another unnecessary school tax increase in Blind Brook, Port Chester and Rye Neck Schools.
It appears that Ronald “I am really not being political” Valenti is going along with this foolish plan to increase Blind Brook School taxes, because he is afraid of what the Abels’ and the Westmore Snooze will to do to his reputation if he objects.
Obviously, Joe “I have got a degree from Harvard” Carvin and Ronald “I am really not being political” Valenti are too new to the area to understand the fairly recent history of the Town Of Rye and The Blind Brook School System's 1974 arrangement that benefits the single family homeowners of Rye Brook, Rye Neck and Port Chester. This agreement has saved tax payers each and every year for 33 years.
Give Us $175,000 Now So The Tax Payers Can Pay More Than $250,000 Later.
If Supervisor-Wanna-Be Joe Carvin and Blind Brook Superintendent Ronald Valenti get Rye Town to change its distribution method, then the Town would have to go back to charging taxpayers a school-tax collection fee. This is what most other Towns in Westchester County and New York state do.
Could someone please tell the Joe "I got A degree from Harvard" Carvin that the Town has been depositing school taxes in its own bank account since 1974 when the Town Board passed a resolution agreeing to waive the school-tax collection fee which is authorized by New York state law.
This innovative 1974 Rye Town Resolution was passed in order to give all the Port Chester, Rye Brook and Rye Neck Schools and all of children who attend these schools more money.
What good is a Harvard degree in Public Administration if you lack common sense?
Would someone please sit Ronald "I am really not being political" Valenti and the Harvard Educated Fool down and explain to them that the tax-collection fee used to be 1 – 5 percent of the total school-tax levy.
Can someone explain to these two mathematically challenged that the total levy for the 2006 school year was almost 26 million dollars.
It is clear that Valenti And The Harvard Educated Fool have trouble with math, so maybe they can get a eighth grader to explain that a 1% school fee on 26 Million Dollars would cause taxpayers to pay at least a quarter of a million dollars in extra taxes. At 5% the cost would be as much as 1.25 million.
Abel, Carvin, Kaplan And Valenti Want To Use Crack Cocaine Accounting Methods
Richie “The Republican Spin Meister” Abel and Joe “The Harvard Educated Fool” Carvin needed a school board member to propose an unnecessary increase school taxes.
That’s where Joe Carvin’s best buddy, who just happens to be the mathematically challenged, Rye Brook School Board member Steven Kaplan comes into play.
Steven "I am a forensic accountant" Kaplan wants to get some quick cash now that will cost Rye Brook single family homeowners at least a quarter of a million dollars when the taxes come due in January.
This is the school finance equivalent of crack cocaine.
Kaplan looks like a money addict that’s saying….
“I want the money now!!!!!!
Give me the money now!!!!!!
I don’t care how much it will cost the tax payers next year!!!!!!!”
Carvin Loves Kaplan’s Crack Cocaine Accounting
“I want the cheap political sound bite now!!!!
Give Kaplan and Valenti the money Now!!!!!
I don’t care how much it will cost the tax payers next year!!!!!!
I will blame the previous administration when the tax payers
complain about their school taxes go up!!!!!”
The Harvard Educated Fool thinks that the single-family homeowners are stupid.
A first year student at Westchester Community college can understand that $250,000 is more than $175,000. However, the Harvard Educated Fool insists on increasing Blind Brook School taxes.
But, Why does Joe “ I have a degree from Harvard” Carvin and Ronald "I am really not political" Valenti want to increase Rye Brook school taxes?
Let's keep the Harvard Educated Fool and his unnecessary school tax increase out of Port Chester.
Is the school superintendent of Rye Neck going to go along with the Harvard Educated Fool's unnecessary school tax increase plan.
Joe Carvin's little buddy Blind Brook school board member Steven Kaplan, who claims to be a forensic accountant has been pushing the Harvard Educated Fool's unnecessary tax increase plan through the Blind Brook School Board.
And it looks like that Blind Brook taxpayers will get soaked by Carvin And Kaplan.
We Have To Stop Carvin & Kaplan’s Crack Cocaine Accounting
Can Steven "I am a forensic accountant" Kaplan explain why he wants to earn $175,000 in interest, so that the Blind Brook School Board will be charged a 1% school tax collection fee that will cost $250,000.
Where Is All This Money Going To Come From?
Worse yet now that these eggheads Carvin, Kaplan and Valenti realize that there is going to be a $75,000 tax increase, they are trying to justify their ignorance.
Now they now want to meet with the district's attorney Lawrence "Please Don't Sue Me If I Gave Bad Advice" Praga of Keane And Beane Brain.
Praga should have properly explained how their crack cocaine accounting methods and outrageous demands will destroy a 33 year old plan that gives our children’s schools more money year after year.
Who is going to stop Carvin, Kaplan, Praga and Valenti from screwing up a longstanding distribution method that benefits all of the school children and home owners in Rye Brook, Rye Neck and Port Chester?
It is inexcusable that the Harvard Educated Fool is planning on taking money away from the education of our children," Carvin, Kaplan and Valenti are risking the educational needs of our children for political reasons. The children will suffer, because of Carvin’s political greed.
Maybe Kean And Beane Brain Will Properly Educate Kaplan And Valenti
Hopefully, Lawrence "Please Don't Sue Me If I Give Bad Advise" Praga will inform the school board that in 1933, the Ossining school district sued the towns of Ossining, Yorktown and New Castle, saying they owed the district thousands of dollars in interest from placing school taxes in interest bearing accounts.
Guess who won?
The Towns of Ossining, Yorktown and New Castle began charging the 1 – 5% fee for collecting school taxes. Ossining has lost millions and millions and millions of dollars, because of a few stupid politicians.
Guess who lost?
Ossining School Children have lost countless millions, because of a few opportunistic politicians.
Why is the Harvard Educated Fool trying to destroy an agreement that benefits all of the children and homeowners of Rye Town?
If Carvin, Kaplan and Valenti want to change the 1974 school disbursement agreement then let them each pay Blind Brook School $50,000 each out of their own pockets year after, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after year, after…....
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Port Chester Republican’s Do Not Support Joe Carvin
In 2004, Joe Carvin applied to be the Port Chester Village Manager who would replace Richard “Fritz” Falanka. Joe Carvin should have been able to scoop up the job with ease.
Carvin was a Republican and Republican Mayor Gerald Logan and Six other Republican Trustees governed Port Chester. Also, Carvin was active in local politics and had strong political connections with all of the Republican Movers And Shakers. The other candidates lacked such strong connectons.
Carvin has a Harvard Degree in Public Administration and the other job candidates did not have the same prestigious degree. Plus, Carvin lived less than a mile from Port Chester and would be easily available for a village emergency, the other candidates lived very far away.
However, in 2005, Mayor Gerald Logan, Deputy Mayor Dan Colangelo, Trustee Bob Sorensen, Trustee Ken Manning, Trustee Pete Ciccone and Trustee Cicatelli decided not to hire Joe Carvin.
All Of These Main Stream Port Chester Republicans Unanimously Rejected The Hotheaded and Opportunistic Joe Carvin And His Harvard Degree.
They chose Bill Williams who did not have the local political connections or the Harvard Degree that Carvin can’t stop bragging about. Bill Williams even lived far away and might have trouble quickly responding to emergencies in Port Chester.
Why no City, Town, Village or Hamlet in America has has ever hired Joe Carvin and his fancy Harvard Degree in Public Administration to be their Manager or Administrator?
What Made Logan, Colangelo, Sorensen, Manning, Ciccione and Cicatelli not support and hire their fellow Republican Joe Carvin?
