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Sunday, August 12, 2007

08/12/07 - Tina-cious (pronounced tenacious) A 34 Year Old Lesbian Mom Of Two From Port Chester Blogs About Her Bad Memory



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I am a horrible person.I competely forgot that yesterday was my best childhood friend's birthday. (Damn you Google calendar!!)I'm horrible.No shout out to you or anything.

I'd tell you to spank me, but I'd like it. lolSo let me tell ya a little about Bobbie --

Bobbie and I have been best friends since 7th grade at Port Chester Middle School when we met at a meeting at school for a John Hopkins honor student special trip (yeah, we were smart, what???)... we met up again later on and were joint at the hip ever since.

She is what I like to call my blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white girl twin.We were very much the same in a whole lot of ways except for the obvious ones.

Hell, even our email addresses are the same.I'm tinap73... she's bobbiep73.


So this is me and my Berooni together at her daughter's Sweet 16 last year in North Carolina:

I hate this picture of me, but Bobbie looks good.We both were built the same way back in high school... thin but with big asses and hips. So swapping clothes wasn't a problem.




We were so close I even started to take on her cute little lisp.We started to sound so much like each other that I even broke up with a few of her boyfriends over the phone FOR her....

Anyway, a decade or so ago she got married and was carted away to North Carolina. I hate that she's there.I miss her somethin' wicked... and every now and again I try to convince her to come back.

She just bought a new house this year down there....sigh...So Berooni... forgive me for not remembering your special day.I promise I'll make it up to you soon.Love ya!!
Publication Date: August 10, 2007
Reporter: Tina

1 comment:

Landlady of Fat said...

Please remove this. You don't have my permission to republish this content or my images.

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