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Friday, September 28, 2007

09/28/07 - Port Chester Republican Chhairman Billy Villanova Is Having A Fit Because The NY State Controller Failed To Send Him A 2006 Form Letter.


If You Are Having Trouble Sleeping Then Try Reading Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova's Full Page Letter To The Editor, AKA "The Hissy Fit" .
Of Coarse Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Vilanova's Hissy Fit Of A Letter Takes Up Almost A Full Page Of The Hopelessly Biased Rag Known As The Westmore Snooze.

Whatever happened to the Westmore Snooze's policy of editing long verbose and boring letters to the editor.


I thought letters to the editor were supposed to be about 250 words or less.


I guess that rule only applies to Democrats who send letters to the hopelessly biased rag known as the Westmore Snooze.


I must admit I tried to read all Of Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova's letter, but I started to get a headache and had to laydown and rest my eyes.

From what I understood of Port Chester Republican Billy Villanova's diatribe is that he is mad that New York State Controller Thomas P. DiNappoli failed to send him a routine form letter back in 2006, and he wanted to use that form letter to comment about a state audit.


I really think it is unfair of Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Vilanova to blame the State Controller Thomas P. DiNappoli, because he did not get a routine form letter way back in 2006.


Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova should understand that the The U.S. Postal Service handles more than 40 percent of the world’s mail volume. The United States Postal Service sorted and delivered nearly 212 billion pieces of mail last year. That's about 680 million pieces a day.
Plus each Port Chester letter carrier delivers more than 43 tons of mail per year, averaging more than 2,300 letters, cards, magazines and circulars per day.


Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova probably is unaware that The United States Postal Service delivers more items in one day than Federal Express does in a year and more items in one week than United Parcel Service does in a year.


Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova should realize that The number of delivery points (households and businesses) served by the Postal Service grows by 5,900 every delivery day — some 1.8 million addresses a year. In fact,
The Postal Service delivers to 143 million businesses and households each day, six days per week. UPS delivers to 7 million addresses daily while FedEx serves even fewer.


I really think it is unfair for Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova to get his knickers all in a bind, because he did not get a routine form letter from Mr. DiNappoli way back in 2006.


Maybe Mr. DiNappoli should have sent Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova the routine form letter by certified or registered mail. Or Maybe, Mr. Dinappoli should have called up Billy and said," Billy I just want to make sure that you got that routine form letter I sent you."


Maybe if Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova had called the Port Chester Postmaster way back in 2006, then the Postmaster could have maybe tracked down the routine form letter.


But unfortunately, Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova waited a for year and 212 Billion pieces of mail latter to complain about not getting his routine form letter.


Maybe, Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Vilanova wanted to wait till election time to have a little hissy fit about not getting a routine 2006 form letter.


I mean if Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova wanted to send comments to Thomas P. DiNappoli why doesn't he send Mr. DiNappoli a letter at...


State Comptroller, 110 State Street, Albany, NY 12236


Or maybe Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova could call Mr. DiNappoli at 518-474-4044.


Or maybe Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova can Email Mr. DiNappoli at osdc@osc.state.ny.us .
Or would Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Vilanova like me to get him the fax number for Mr. Dinapoli.
To tell you the truth I would be willing to drive up to Albany and hand deliver Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Vilanova's routine form letter to Mr. DiNapolii if he would stop whinning about this 2006 routine form letter.
Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova just won't stop whinning about this 2006 routine form letter.
But why does Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villlanova write page after page after page after page after page after page after page of complaints to the hopelessly biased Westmore Snooze.


I can guarantee Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova that Thomas P. DiNapolli does not read the hopelessly biased rag that was founded by Bernie "I Forgot To Pay Over 100 Tax Bills" Abel


Anyway, if you are having trouble sleeping then please read this full page letter where Port Chester Republican Chairman Billy Villanova whines that he did not get a routine form letter from Mr. DiNapploi.



$ Ka Ching $
You will have to pay Richard "The Drama Queen" Abel 30 Bucks if you want to read this full page letter in the hopelessly biased Westmore Snooze.
But I must warn you that Richard "The Drama Queen" Abel might use the money to put an ugly red commercial newspaper box in front of your house.
Always, remember that you can Call Bernie " I Forgot To Pay Over 100 Property Tax Bills" Abel at 914-939-6864 To Cancel Your Subscription To The Hopelessly Biased Westmore Snooze.



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