Richard "The Rye Town Drama Queen" Fable Sceams, "Daddy What Are We Going To Do !!!!"
Then Bernie "I Forgot To Pay Over 100 Property Tax Bills" Fable says,"Shut Up You Little Snot Nosed Punk. Don't Worry The people of Port Chester are stupid.
First they let me get away with forgetting to pay over 100 property tax bills, then they willingly pay us big bucks to read the Hopelessly Biased Rag Known As The Westmore Snooze online."
Long long ago, a hedge fund research guy far, far away office in Greenwich produced a long winded report looking at economic models of online newspapers, and whether newspapers could charge for visits to their website.
It was an impressive report of a couple of hundred pages, but I’ll boil it down for you:
Nothing works, except The Wall Street Journal.
The Wall Street Journal for years has been the exception that proves the rule, charging subscriptions for access to its online edition.
And now, Un - Abel and Dis - Abel are panicing now that Wall Street Journal is going to be FREE like Port Chester Roundup and The Journal News.
Rupert "The Billionaire Tyrant" Murdoch, just bought the Wall Street Journal and says the WSJ is going FREE.
The Fables and that hopelessly biased rag known as the Westmore Snooze need to wake up and smell the coffee.
If you want an election update, a school sports score, or a news account about the board of trustees, there is an infinite amount of information a click away.
All this information on the web creates its own price structure.
And the going rate for nearly all the information out there is....
$0.00
The New York Times had to admit to this reality, when they decided to stop their TimesSelect gambit. The Economist had to give up the ghost. Slate tried the subscription model, before it realized it just wasn’t going to happen. And now the Journal is wondering aloud whether it should change its strategy, even if it means -- as Reuters reported – taking a hit in the short term.
So next time you get frustrated at the weird or irritating ads that pop up or move around, or have to enter in a zip code at a website, or notice that a word or two in the story is sponsored by an advertiser, remember that’s the price you pay for paying nothing at all.
Then ask your self, why am I paying the Fables to access this crap at the Hopelessly Biased Rag Known As The Westmore Snooze.
From Our Editor: Why do we allow 'name withheld' letters?
Based on recent letters and phone calls we have received, I think it's time to explain again why we allow letters to be published "name withheld upon request."
First of all, we don't publish anonymous letters. We must know... [more]
Harris ahead by nine in highway supt. race
While the results of all of the other Rye Town races were clear last week, the superintendent of highway contest was too close to call without the absentee, emergency paper and affidavit ballots having been scrutinized and counted. There was... [more]
Local grocery store hosts state bagging championship
Columbia County man packs a fast bag, wins competition at Rye Brook D'Agostino
By Jeff Benzak
Seamus Higgins, 28, a tall, clean-cut Price Chopper grocery store employee from Chatham, stood at the cash register in Lane No. 6 at the D'Agostino in... [more]
Fair highlights Edison's commitment to health
Park Ave. School gets grant
Edison Elementary School in Port Chester hosted a fair Oct. 27 to highlight some of the healthcare resources that are available to its students.
Visitors to the fair were given fake passports, which they had stamped as... [more]
Old setting, new friends at BBMS lunch tables
P.C. Middle School also hosts 'Mix It Up' lunch period
By Jeff Benzak
Principal Karen Bronson was on the mic during a busy lunch hour Tuesday afternoon in the Blind Brook Middle School cafeteria. The kids had already eaten their meals, and... [more]
Please Call 939-6864 And Tell Bernie Abel To Cancel Your Subscription To The Hopelessly Biased Rag Known As The Westmore News.
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