04/06/11 Port Chester Man Arrested After Trying to Extort Money from Cell Phone Owner and more from Port Chester Patch

Once Again Richard Abel's Slip Is Showing As The Port Chester Patch Scoops The Westmore Snooze Again And Again And Again .....

The Westmore Snooze's So-Called News Website Has Not Be Updated For Over Five Days.

Clueless Westmore News Readers Are So Uninformed That They Actually Make A Gavone** Like Sam Terenzi Look Intelligent

View as Webpage Today 55° 39° Tomorrow 52° 38° April 6, 2011 Your News Port Chester Man Arrested After Trying to Extort Money from Cell Phone Owner Nik Bonopartis | Apr 5, 2011 | 0 Comments Michael Dobbins thought he could make an easy $150 by selling a stolen cell phone back to its owner, but earned himself a misdemeanor charge instead. Rye Town Park Opens With Eye on Red Ink Michael Iachetta | Apr 5, 2011 | 0 Comments The Rye Town Park Commission is focused on introducing automation, streamlining the park's business model, and cutting $100,000 in annual losses. Stamford Man Earns Felony Forgery Charge for Fake License Nik Bonopartis | Apr 5, 2011 | 0 Comments Luis Murcia, 53, eventually admitted he bought the fake license from a shop in Chinatown. Sarcastic Salvos: Terenzi Returns to Old Form During Budget Meeting Nik Bonopartis | Apr 5, 2011 | 4 Comments Some trustees are falling back to familiar political territory after last month's mayoral election. See more News » Community Bulletin Social Notes Fundraiser at Manhattanville to Benefit Harrison Music Program | Apr 5, 2011 The award winning Harrison High School band will be holding a unique fundraiser "Savor the Flavor – A Taste of the Towns". The … See more Announcements » Things to Do 10:00am Showstoppers of Spring at the Botanical Gardens Showstoppers of Spring is part of "The Orchid Show: On Broadway," at the Botanical Gardens, in the Everett Children's Adventure … 10:00am Nominate a local hero! The American Red Cross in Westchester County is searching for ordinary individuals who have committed extraordinary acts of heroism… Wednesday, April 6, 2011 10:00am Showstoppers of Spring at the Botanical Gardens 10:00am Nominate a local hero! 11:00am Westchester County Tax Help - English and Spanish 12:00pm Pace University Spring 2011 Job & Internship Fair 2:00pm Toddler Story Time at The Voracious Reader 5:00pm Lloyd K. Garrison Lecture on Environmental Law 6:00pm Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid - A Survival Guide for Ordinary Parents of Special Children 6:00pm The Westchester County Human Rights Commission Meeting 7:00pm Raising Great Girls: Tools to Foster Self-Esteem and Help Them Cope with Adversity 7:00pm WJCS Family Caregiver Support Program 8:00pm Film: Another Year See more Events »

**Translation Help For Gavone....

1). An Italian-American word originally meaning an ill-mannered, unkempt pig-man (or woman). Based on italian cultural concepts like making a good show of yourself and an obsession with cleanliness. The word comes from the Italian "cafone".

2). Gavone is not by any mean an italian word.It's a mispelled
"Cafone" which is italian and means rude people.

3). Meaning someone who Eats too much and is a pig.

4). A phony or embarrassment to himself or others.

5). Typical Candidate: A Corrupt Italian-American Politician From Port Chester Who Always Switches Parties So That He Can Have His Snout In A Taxpayer Funded Trough.

Actions: Greedily fills his plate a mile high. Stuffs his face. Devours the food. Doesn’t even taste the food prior to swallowing it down. And He Always Wants more, especially if Port Chester taxpayers are paying for it.

At the Port Chester yacht club there was a Gavone stacking clams on his plates as high as a mountain. When he returned to his table, he scarfed them down as fast as possible before quickly returning to the raw bar.

WASP #1: Who is that gavone eating all the clams?!
WASP #2: That must be Port Chester's Infamous Knuckle Dragging Gavone Sam Terenzi.

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