HEADLINE:
A Clueless Bernie "I Forgot To Pay Over 100 Property Tax Bills" Abel Once Again Proves That He Is The Biggest Joke In Port Chester.
QUOTE:
"This Is The Best Day Of My Life" - Bernie Fable Founder Of Abel's Fables Also Known As The Westmore News
STORY:
Bernie "I Forgot To Pay Over 100 Property Taxes" Abel Was So Happy That His Five Year Tax Vendetta Against Rye Town Supervisor Bobby Morabito he showed up at a Bowman Avenue News Stand and for the first time ever bought a round of coffee in the joint.
The guy that forgot to pay over 100 property tax bills was hooting and hollering about how this was the best day of his life, because his puppet Joe Carvin will be the next Rye Town Supervisor. Mr. Fable announced to everyone how he was going to celebrate BIG TIME by buying everybody coffee.
Bernie Fable was in such a good mood he made a big show of spending $4.50 for coffee.
All day the guys were going arround Port Chester and Rye Brook imitating the animated Mr. Fable and telling one joke after another about the clueless founder of the Hopelessly Biased Rag Known As The Westmore News.
All day long the True Blue Conservative had to have Port Chester and Rye Brook residents come up to him and say did you hear what a fool Bernie made of himself today.
When is the village idiot Bernie Fable going to learn that his neighbors detest him, because they work hard to pay their property and school taxes.
Would someone please tell the old fool Bernie Fable that his neighbors can't stand a low-life bum that claimed residency in Florida and New York just so he could cheat Blind Brook School kids out of money that was to go toward thier education.
When is the miserable Bernie Fable going to learn that your neighbors don't want you to buy them a cup of coffee. They want you to
PAY YOUR DAMN TAXES.
What Kind Of Dirty Rat Would Take A Cup Of Coffee From Bernie "I Forgot To Pay Over 100 Property Tax Bills" Abel Anyway?
Call 939 - 68 64 and Tell Bernie Fable To Cancel Your Subscription to the hopelessly biased rag known as the Westmore Snooze.
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